Posted by Psilocybin at 11:36pm Dec 21 '18So Trump's shut down the government, throwing his [private]s out of the stroller because they won't fund his wall. I sang this song I wrote at the annual CIWP Christmas party today and it was a yuge hit.
Who is a bold, brash billionaire?
Trump is a bold brash billionaire!
Who always talks, but is full of air?
Trump always talks, but is full of air!
Billionaire, full of air
Must be Donald, must be Donald, must be Donald, Donald Trump!
Who's got a toupee on his head?
Trump's got a toupee on his head!
Who knows Ted Cruz as Lyin' Ted?
Trump knows Ted Cruz as Lyin' Ted!
Wig on head, Lyin' Ted
Billionaire, full of air
Must be Donald, must be Donald, must be Donald, Donald Trump!
Who says he'll make this country great?
Trump says he'll make this country great!
Who sure knows how to bloviate?
Trump sure knows how to bloviate!
Make us great, bloviate
Wig on head, Lyin' Ted
Billionaire, full of air
Must be Donald, must be Donald, must be Donald, Donald Trump!
Who married thrice and often cheats?
Trump married thrice and often cheats!
Who gets online and tweet, tweet, tweets?
Trump gets online and tweet, tweet, tweets!
Often cheats, tweet, tweet, tweets
Make us great, bloviate
Wig on head, Lyin' Ted
Billionaire, full of air
Must be Donald, must be Donald, must be Donald, Donald Trump!
Who's as rich as Ebenezer Scrooge?
Trump's as rich as Ebenezer Scrooge!
Who's got an ego that is yuge?
Trump's got an ego that is yuge!
Rich as Scrooge, ego yuge
Often cheats, tweet, tweet, tweets
Make us great, bloviate
Wig on head, Lyin' Ted
Billionaire, full of air
Must be Donald, must be Donald, must be Donald, Donald Trump!
Whose reign is filled with coverups?
Trump's reign is filled with coverups!
Who's living proof that power corrupts?
Trump's living proof that power corrupts!
Coverups, power corrupts
Rich as Scrooge, ego yuge
Often cheats, tweet, tweet, tweets
Make us great, bloviate
Wig on head, Lyin' Ted
Billionaire, full of air
Must be Donald, must be Donald, must be Donald, Donald Trump!
Must be Donald, must be Donald, must be Donald, Donald CHUMP!