Posted by Psilocybin at 6:34pm Dec 25 '17A parody I wrote for the annual CIWP Christmas party this year. Merry Christmas, everybody!
"Mary Anne, D'djya Know?"
Lyrics by James Landau
Music by Mark Lowry
Mary Anne, d'djya know that your baby boy
Would soon collude with Russians?
Mary Anne, d'djya know that your baby boy
Would shut down all discussion?
Did you know your baby boy 'gainst Ted Cruz would compete?
The child you delivered would soon deliver tweets
Mary Anne, d'djya know that your baby boy
Would raise crime if you want crime?
Mary Anne, d'djya know that your baby boy
Would build a wall you can't climb?
Did you know your baby boy would be a sexist clod?
When the Don wins the White House race, may money be our god
Mary Anne, d'djya know
Mary Anne, d'djya know
Mary Anne, d'djya know
Mary Anne, d'djya know
Too blind to see
Humanity
Is all one race, oh, yeah
So dumb, he'll tweet
From his high seat
About this "covfefe"
Mary Anne, d'djya know that your baby boy'd
Make Clinton's flaws seem littler?
Mary Anne, d'djya know that your baby boy
Would get compared to Hitler?
Did you know your baby boy might even nuke Iran?
If you want self-promotion
Trumpster is . . . your man
Email me at savegraduation@yahoo.com if you'd like a recording of me singing it.