Give Your Wind a Break

Posted by Psilocybin at 11:38pm May 19 '23
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My fart parody! Come check it out!

The moment I smelled it
I knew gas was what it really was
For too long, you've held it
Inside here, and you explained because
Society has a conspiracy
To keep your gas repressed
You've got to recognize
Some things you just can't digest

You gotta make a fart
Gotta give your wind a break
I know the odor's strong
But you've had too much cheesecake
Onions and beans can give
You quite the stomachache (-machache)

So come and give your wind a break
Give your wind a break
Come and give your wind a break
Your wind a break
Oh yeah yeah

Post-dinner, your breath came . . . out strange
Other way through your thighs
I smelled your methane, you blamed
The Pekingese nearby
The world of food's not to limit
Now I hear you have a new diet planned
If you give up farting --
You're stuck with eating food that's bland!

You gotta make a fart
Gotta give your wind a break
I know the odor's strong
But you've had too much cheesecake
Onions and beans can give
You quite the stomachache (-machache)

So come and give your wind a break
Give your wind a break
Come and give your wind a break
Your wind a break

After that Philly cheese steak
Give your wind a break
Come and give your wind a break
Your wind a break
Oh yeah yeah

When bean dip is on your chips
Eating nachos seems fun
Crap may slip out when you let it rip
Diarrhea runs, whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-ahhhh

You gotta make a fart
Gotta give your wind a break
I know the odor's strong
But you've had too much cheesecake
Onions and beans can give
You quite the stomachache (-machache)
So come and give your wind a break

It don't hurt anyone
No need to apologize
You cover it with a cough
The smell you can't disguise
Don't let yourself explode
Do it for your colon's sake (-lon's sake)

So come and give your wind a break
Give your wind a break
Come and give your wind a break
Your wind a break

After that Philly cheese steak
Give your wind a break
Come and give your wind a break
Your wind a break
Oh yeah yeah

The moment I smelled it
I knew gas was what it really was