It's the Most Lucrative Time of the Year

Posted by Psilocybin at 4:59am Dec 22 '10
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Here's a song parody I wrote about the Chri$tma$ $ea$on. Enjoy!



It's the most lucrative time of the year
Trees will be overflowing
Portfolios growing
Cash flowing like beer
It's the most lucrative time of the year

It's the ching-chingiest time known to Man
Everyone, sure as hell, owns
Those consoles and cellphones
Packed straight from Japan
It's the ching-chingiest time known to Man

There'll be long lines at Wal-mart
As customers all start
To load shopping carts up nonstop
With ATM's empty
You're merely a temptee
Of Wall Street's demands that you shop

It's the most decadent season in years
With corporatized carols
And sales on apparel
At Macy's and Sears
It's the most decadent season in years

There'll be worship of mammon
And feasts of smoked salmon
At parties while homeless folks lack
We'll spend billions of dollars
While crowds push and holler
And squabble while Friday is black

It's the most lucrative time of the year
With Corona and soda
Don't care one iota
For being austere
It's the most lucrative time
It's the most corporate time
It's the most lucrative time of the year!