Posted by tallman at 6:09pm Aug 27 '09I'm pretty sure the process the writers used was just getting a shitload of GI Joe [private]s and giving them to their 10 year old nephews, then recording the results on a notepad.
Oh, oh, and then Storm [private] puts on a jet-pack! And Scarlet can turn INVISIBLE! Yeah, and there's this giant underwater lair. And Cobra Commander is the Baroness' brother! And Baroness is boning Duke! She's so hot! I want to do naughty naughty things to her. And Scarlett too. Maybe at the same time? Yeah.
Ok, so that kinda switched into me halfway through there, but you get the point. I had a lot of fun with it, despite the fact that it's not an especially good movie.
~[private]
Oh, oh, and then Storm [private] puts on a jet-pack! And Scarlet can turn INVISIBLE! Yeah, and there's this giant underwater lair. And Cobra Commander is the Baroness' brother! And Baroness is boning Duke! She's so hot! I want to do naughty naughty things to her. And Scarlett too. Maybe at the same time? Yeah.
Ok, so that kinda switched into me halfway through there, but you get the point. I had a lot of fun with it, despite the fact that it's not an especially good movie.
~[private]
Re: G.I. Joe - tallman