Posted by C at 2:08am Sep 9 '12Q: Why is Mitt Romney so optimistic about the future of our economy?
A: Because he's the only presidential candidate with over 200 million dollars in the bank!
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Q: What did Mitt Romney learn at Bain Capital?
A: How to destroy worker's lives, steal pensions, pioneer outsourcing, and master tax dodging!
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Q: What does Mitt Romney mean when he says that he and Paul Ryan are âAmericaâs comeback team.â?
A: They're ready to come back in four years and try again!
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Q: Why did Mitt Romney pick Paul Ryan to be his Vice Presidential candidate?
A: Mitt likes his mates handsome.
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Q: What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about?
A: All the places Mitt Romney has bank accounts.
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Q: What will Mitt Romney's secret service codename be if he becomes president?
A: Mega Millions
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Q: How does Paul Ryan plan to cut government spending?
A: With his razor-sharp widowâs peak.
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Mitt Romney is very proud of selecting Paul Ryan to be his VP...it's the first American he's ever hired.
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Paul Ryan is a little worried that he'll be fired by Romney, and his job outsourced to China.
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Q: What does Ann Romney wear to get her husband in the mood?
A: A pink slip.
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Q: Why doesn't Mitt Romney's wife want to be the first lady?
A: Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Q: What did Mitt Romney tell Pope Benedict?
A: "I think you'd maximize your profits by outsourcing your prayers to India."
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"Mitt Romney is claiming heâs going to create 12 million jobs in his first term. But he hasn't said yet if he'll create them in China or India.â
âConan O'Brien
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"In college Paul Ryan drove the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. So he and Romney have something in common. Both have the experience of driving a car with a dog on the roof."
âDavid Letterman
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"Republicans like Paul Ryan because they say he's a fiscal conservative, and that's a perfect balance for Romney who's a guy that has an elevator for his Cadillacs."
âDavid Letterman
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"Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country."
âJay Leno
A: Because he's the only presidential candidate with over 200 million dollars in the bank!
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Q: What did Mitt Romney learn at Bain Capital?
A: How to destroy worker's lives, steal pensions, pioneer outsourcing, and master tax dodging!
--
Q: What does Mitt Romney mean when he says that he and Paul Ryan are âAmericaâs comeback team.â?
A: They're ready to come back in four years and try again!
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Q: Why did Mitt Romney pick Paul Ryan to be his Vice Presidential candidate?
A: Mitt likes his mates handsome.
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Q: What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about?
A: All the places Mitt Romney has bank accounts.
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Q: What will Mitt Romney's secret service codename be if he becomes president?
A: Mega Millions
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Q: How does Paul Ryan plan to cut government spending?
A: With his razor-sharp widowâs peak.
--
Mitt Romney is very proud of selecting Paul Ryan to be his VP...it's the first American he's ever hired.
--
Paul Ryan is a little worried that he'll be fired by Romney, and his job outsourced to China.
--
Q: What does Ann Romney wear to get her husband in the mood?
A: A pink slip.
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Q: Why doesn't Mitt Romney's wife want to be the first lady?
A: Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
--
Q: What did Mitt Romney tell Pope Benedict?
A: "I think you'd maximize your profits by outsourcing your prayers to India."
--
"Mitt Romney is claiming heâs going to create 12 million jobs in his first term. But he hasn't said yet if he'll create them in China or India.â
âConan O'Brien
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"In college Paul Ryan drove the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. So he and Romney have something in common. Both have the experience of driving a car with a dog on the roof."
âDavid Letterman
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"Republicans like Paul Ryan because they say he's a fiscal conservative, and that's a perfect balance for Romney who's a guy that has an elevator for his Cadillacs."
âDavid Letterman
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"Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country."
âJay Leno
Romney/Ryan 2012 :D - C