Posted by Psilocybin at 5:54pm Sep 22 '15We all know how much [private] enjoyed having sex with goats. And when the citizens of 4K didn't register enough disgust at his zoöphilia references, he'd often bring up corpses.
But it turns out David Cameron may have practiced bestiality and necrophilia at once. A new biography by Lord Ashcroft relates the tale of Cameron's days at Oxford. It states that not only drink Cameron get drunk at Oxford, but that as an initiation into the Piers Galveston Society, he had to put his schlong into a dead pig's mouth.
Now, Cameron and Lord Ashcroft (any relation to John Ashcroft, BTW?) have a long-running feud, so this juicy biographical detail may have been a hit job by the dear lord. But then again, George W. Bush has done far worse things, from driving drunk to stealing a Christmas wreath from a hotel to executing 313 innocent Texans, so it's not unimaginable that such a dignified, important person could have this suophilia in his past.
What do all of you think?